Find Out How Much You Get Paid to Poop at WorkCalculator, Timer, Save Logs, and View Stats and Analytics
Calculate, log, and track your bathroom earnings over time. Create a free account to save every session and watch your porcelain portfolio grow.
Always free.
- Save every session
- Detailed analytics
- Earn Turd Token
- Share your stats
The Toolkit
Everything you need to maximize yield
Live Timer
Clock in the moment you sit. Watch your earnings tick up in real time, cent by cent.
Earnings Log
Every session saved and charted. Spot your most profitable days and peak performance windows.
Share Card
Auto-generate a sleek stat card of your numbers and flex on your coworkers in the group chat.
Analytics
Track your trends over time. Total earnings, session averages, longest runs, and your best-earning days.
The Currency
Meet the Turd Token
Earn Turd Token every time you log a session. It's the official Poop Profit reward — not a cryptocurrency, not an investment, just a fun way to get rewarded for doing what you already do. Spend it on Poop Profit merch, with new ways to use it coming soon.
- Earned automatically with every logged session
- Redeemable for Poop Profit merch
- New ways to utilize them coming soon
The Poop Profit Merch Store
Hoodies, tees, mugs and more — cash in your Turd Token when the shelves open.
Clock in. Sit down. Cash out.
Create your free account to save every session, track your analytics, and earn Turd Token. It's free and easy.