TURD$4.20+69.0%|
FLSH$1,337+12.4%|
BRAN$88.50-2.1%|
STAL$256.00+5.8%|
WIPE$0.99+420%|
PLOP$72.10-0.4%|
PAPR$3.14+1.6%|
SQAT$915.00+8.2%|
TURD$4.20+69.0%|
FLSH$1,337+12.4%|
BRAN$88.50-2.1%|
STAL$256.00+5.8%|
WIPE$0.99+420%|
PLOP$72.10-0.4%|
PAPR$3.14+1.6%|
SQAT$915.00+8.2%|
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The Toolkit

Everything you need to maximize yield

Live Timer

Clock in the moment you sit. Watch your earnings tick up in real time, cent by cent.

Earnings Log

Every session saved and charted. Spot your most profitable days and peak performance windows.

Share Card

Auto-generate a sleek stat card of your numbers and flex on your coworkers in the group chat.

Analytics

Track your trends over time. Total earnings, session averages, longest runs, and your best-earning days.

The Currency

Meet the Turd Token

Log a session each day to earn Turd Tokens. Stack up days to complete streaks and the daily rewards get bigger! It's the official Poop Profit reward, not a cryptocurrency, not an investment, just a fun way to get rewarded for doing what you already do.

  • Earn Daily Turd Tokens for Logging your Poop!
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  • New ways to utilize them coming soon
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The Poop Profit Merch Store

Hoodies, tees, mugs and more. Cash in your Turd Tokens when the shelves open.

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Questions?

Does Poop Profit pay me to poop?
No. You are already getting paid to poop when you poop during work. We just do the math and keep the receipts. The money was always there, sitting in the dark, uncounted, like a forgotten 401k.
How does it work?
Enter your hourly rate or your salary. Hit start when you sit. Hit stop when you stand. Poop Profit handles the rest.
Do I need an account?
No. It is free and works with zero sign up. A free account saves your log across devices and unlocks Turd Tokens, but if you are reading this from inside a stall right now, just hit start. We can handle the paperwork later.
Does it work if I am salaried?
Yes. Switch to salary mode, enter your annual salary and weekly hours, and Poop Profit converts it into a real hourly rate. Salaried employees consistently report the strongest emotional reaction to this number. Several have described it as a turning point.
Are bathroom breaks actually paid time?
In most workplaces, bathroom breaks during the workday are paid time. Policies vary by employer.
How much does the average person earn per bathroom break?
That depends on your rate and your pace. Some users are sprinters and pushes. Some users treat it as a wellness retreat. Poop Profit tracks your personal averages, best session, and lifetime total so you can stop estimating and start knowing.
Can I track more than one session per day?
Yes. There is no daily limit. Log every single one. The stats page will not judge your fiber intake or your fast food decisions.
Can I share my stats?
Yes. Every session and every stat summary can be shared to social, messages, or copied as text. Whether your group chat was ready for this information is between you and your group chat.
What are Turd Tokens?
Turd Tokens are the official Poop Profit currency, earned through activity, streaks, and milestones. They live in your wallet and will unlock games and merch as those roll out.
Will my boss find out?
Not from us. Your data is yours.
Can I use it working from home?
Yes. Remote workers post some of the highest numbers on the entire platform.
Who runs Poop Profit?
Herman Bowels, our founder and CEO. He oversees every calculation personally and considers this the most important financial infrastructure built in the last hundred years. He is available for interviews and press.

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